At what point are we NOT single anymore?
I honestly think there are billions of answers to this freaking (important too) question! and thats messed up dude . . .
Some people are By Nature single! It doesn't matter to them if they are married, have children, even have more than two spouses, no problem, nothing ever raises a red flag in their minds against flirting and fucking and sucking and (you know the kind). So thats one kind, The Never Ending Singleness.
For the rest of the herd, something should mark the end of their singleness!!!
Some people see themselves as Un-Singled just after they get married (of course the other dummy they are marrying does not know this, but again you know the kind), for some other ones getting engaged does the trick,
A boyfriend/girlfriend they live with,
A boyfriend/girlfriend they have been with for more than a year,
A boyfriend/girlfriend . . . period!
A person they have a THING going on with, which they donno what it is yet,
A person they have a Crush on . . . and hell, some psychos feel taken after a Johhny Depp movie !!!
Oh ! and we should not forget about those whom we have a hard time getting the message across through their heads (or bubbles for that matter) that GIVE IT UP DUDEEEEE you guys are not married anymore, or you guys have broken up, . . . (but thats another black head to be taken out another time).
By the way! I did not distinguish between different sides of this whole fiasco. I am not only talking about how people FEELLLL INSIDEEEE THEIR HEADSSSSS about their relationship status . . . I mean thats a big part of it but I am talking about what people would show themselves as to other people, would they WRITE that they are single? would they TELL someone they are single? would they ACT single? and then, yeah, would they FEEL single !
Personally! well obviously living with some one and being engaged and married and all that crap is FO SHO gonna make me NOT single! but other than that . . . dude its so Feminine, Hello Kitty, 50's, chick flick, princess ii of me but if I am tingling for someone (well thats rare enough in this lifetime at least) . . . if I am thinking about someone all freaking day . . . If I am constantly imagining and planning being with someone . . . dude I am NOT SINGLE!!! sorry for getting all bubbly and dreamy and cinderella style on your people's asses but its true! Shocking news huh? i know I CAN seem to be the wicked witch of the west or the bitch who never commits but no! Im Disney style !